You couldn't take this anymore! You began wildly clucking and ran out of the lounge.
"Dixie!" You hear Ragamuffin and Matilda both call to you, concern bleedingly obvious in their voices. You didn't really notice as you, well, ran like a chicken with her head cut off.
You wildly ran through the corridors, stressfully making your way back to the surface, the music beginning to calm you down, but the horrible injustice of what was going on hammered at you. You'd been turned into a cartoon bird live-in servant paid in room and board, because this stupid park couldn't be more clear in what it meant by 'select contract length!' You should have pressed 'zero' instead of 'no'! AGH!
You ran up spiral stairs until you ended up back at the park level at night, the stars and moon invisible in the sky. You clucked wildly. You ran around, bumping little boy gators (or maybe crocs, you couldn't tell!), holding various tools and wearing bandana scarves of different colors. They fell on their tails as you thoughtlessly pushed passed them and cried out crocodile tears.
You heard an enraged roar and turned to see a towering swamp lizard an exaggerated female form and long blond hair, and looking at you with flaming skulls in her eyes. You clucked more wildly than before and ran away with the gator, croc, whatever chasing you!
Then you bumped into a furry wall of muscle, and you looked up to see a white tigress wearing a vest that read 'security'.
"Where's the fire Dixie?" She looked up at the approaching monster and asked, "Okay Ally Croc, what did she do?"
"She made two of my sons cry!" Her jaws snapped.
"I'm sure it was an accident, it was an accident right Dixie?" The tigress asked firmly.
You nodded awkwardly. "Y-yes! It was! I'm very sorry Ally!"
The giant crocodile woman gave you a snort. "Don't let it happen again!" And she turned around stomping away.
The tigress looked down. "Okay Dixie, what are you doing out after curfew? I'd rather you not have to be punished but-"
"I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" You cried, adorable tears going down your adorable face from your adorable eyes. "I'm supposed to be human! I'm supposed to be with my family! I'm not supposed to be human."
"... Human Syndrome... Look, Dixie, just have a good night's sleep, and everything will make sense in the morning."
"No no no! I'm not crazy! I was a human this afternoon! I'm not like you!"
"... Dixie. Listen to me carefully. Those aren't your-"
"You stupid contract didn't make it clear! It asked for how long to be a mascot, I was trying to say 'no' but it thought I meant I wanted to be one of you forever! It's not fa-air-air!" You hiccuped and sank to your knees.
"Oh dang ... Dangit I'm not trained for this... Look, ssshhhh ... I promise, we'll get you some help..."
The tigress took her walkie talkie from her belt (the other clothing she wore) and radioed in, "Snowy Tigress. Dixie says she's a convert and they fouled up her contract, no that wasn't a pun. She's really in a bad way right now. ... PLEASE? The poor girl is a mess. ... Tell Legal Ludwig or Milly The Husky to make time! See you at corner of Gumball and Sunshine! Have Chelly Cheetah cover for me!" Snowy looked down at you. And lifted you up. "Okay girl, I promise I'm getting you some help."
A while later, passing more of the little crocodiles, all working tirelessly to get everything ready for the next day... you came to a building at the corner that Snowy entered with you.
You were led to an office with a long table.
On one end was a blue wolf with sunglasses... and the other was a blond furred husky wearing normal glasses and typical cartoon white gloves and green shoes. Her little green collar had a bell on it.
"Hello Dixie..." She said in a soothing voice that made you calmer in spite of yourself.
Her voice... it was the voice from all the speaker announcements! "Snowy says that you had a terrible misunderstanding with the park."
You nodded and just hiccuped and sniffed.
Snowy recounted what you'd said. "She says she pressed the 'permeant residency' option by mistake."
"I... I want to be human again... I want to be me again..." You blubbered.
The blond husky somehow blushed, "Uh... that might be a problem... once someone signed up for permanent residency in Whimsy World... any information on their human self is erased."
You heart sank, your mind sank, your soul sank, you felt like you were drowning, you lost consciousness.
"Dixie?! DIXIE! She fainted!"
"You call Dr. Z! And you call Digital Dina!"