"He, he, he." The farmer chuckles. "Well Queen Beth, or should i say Bessie? I think you will make a much better cow than a Queen." He then gives you a slap on your now rather large rump that startles you into moving forward out the door.
"You have a lot to look forward to as life as a cow." The farmer says sarcastically as his wife laughs. "First theres branding, then milking, and raising your calf's, not to mention pleasuring the bull, and finally when your too old to give milk anymore you'll make a fine feast!"