"Ken, boy are you drunk!"
"Yeah, I thought we were going to score with those girls until you started raving about your brother the human dog. Well, we're all about to be $50 richer, when we get you home and see for ourselves!"
"It's true! I jes blow and he changes," protests a slurringly drunk Ken.
"I'm going to spend my $50 on a hooker, I'm so horny," says Zack.
"Youse goin to be paying me,"slurs Ken smuggly.
"Yeah, right! Looks like we're home, Kenny."
They knock on the door and Jeff opens the door, and helps them carry Ken upstairs.
"No, not my room take me to Jeff's. Jeffy get me my whistle."
"Sure thing."
With the whistle in hand, Ken says, "Now watch!" He blows, and spittle sputters out of the whistle, but Jeffy starts to turn into a hairy canine.
"Well, I'll be damned!"
"Darn! So much for a blow job tonight! Here's my $50, now I'm tapped out."
"Whoa! How did you do that?"
"Wit dat computer, it'ssa Chronivac. You can change anybody into anything or anyone."
"You mean like I could change a guy into a nympho sex slave girl?" says Zack with a wicked gleam in his eye.
"Sure!"