"Fuck it, " you say.
You grab the socks and the shoes, and throw them together in a bag. You wait until dark, and head outside to the woods behind a park down the street. Heart poubding, you open the bag and dump its contents.
You decide to strip naked for this in a dark area in the woods that you are certain nobody goes. You put on the socks, and lay the donkeyshoes out in a square. You step on two of them. Nothing happens. You bend down, and place your hands on the other two. Instantly, your hands turn into hard hooves, and the donkey shoes are stuck!
"Oh no!" You instantly begin panicking. You attampt to stand back up, but the magic has a different plan. Your spinal column reshapes itself, leaving you stuck in such a humiliating, lowly position.
"I can't- i can't stand back up!" Its hard to breath!
"Ahhhh!" You scream out, as your skin burns and itches at the same time. You can feel your body puffing up.
You look down at what are supposed to be your hands and arms, but see the devolved gray and white-furred front legs and hooves of a donkey instead!
In complete shock, you can only stare. You feel your backend lift up, becoming more level with your longer front legs.
Barely able to breath or say much of anything, you look beteen your front legs, to be greeted by a giant black monster growing out of your underside, pointing its hole directly at your face, before bevoming too long and drooping down towards the ground.
Utterly disgusted, you feel your neck extending. Your face bulges. Fills with cotton, and your jaw snaps into place. Your entire skull fills with bees, as it changes shape, while your ears migrate to the top of your head and extends longer. And longer. And longer!
*eerrrgghh- eeeerrgghhh.....haaaww!!* your first bray of many more to come!
In complete and total shock and denial, you look back along your long, barrel-shaped, overweight gray body. Just in time to see your feet finally turn into hooves; with a dagger through your heart, the magic socks shreds into so much torn fabric and dissolves into hard spikes as the back two donkey hooves secure themselves to your former feet!