Mark unlocks the apartment door, and he and Felix quickly enter before locking the door. The two men begin to quickly disrobe there by the door. Maria is home and comes in from the kitchen, not looking happy. The orgasm the two men were on the edge of is now gone.
Maria angily asks, "What the fuck are you two doing? Felix, supper is still in the freezer. Did the two of you just fuck your brains out all day?" Maria then held up the box, clearly showing three dildos and spots for two missing ones. Maria tilts her head in the direction of the box she is holding, "I bet if I shoved my hand up both your asses I'd find the other two of these."
Maria gave Felix a very hostile lip snarl, then turned to exit the kitchen and into the the bedroom she and Felix shared.
At this point in the rant, they could not share words, but the emotions felt by Mark and Felix were known to both, as they both followed after Maria.
Maria sat on the bed, and held up the box, "Felix, did you buy this? Or was it you Mark?"
Felix started to answer, but Mark raised his hand. "I did," Mark said. Felix went over and sat down on the bed next to Maria, who flinched away from Felix.
Maria put the box down on the bed and turned to Felix, in anger, "I've been calling you for over an hour."
Felix looked around, and saw his phone still charging on the other side of the bed.
Mark offered, "That's my fault, we were in a hurry to get to the shop where I bought those so we could get the instructions."
Maria didn't do well with that explanation, "You need instructions on fucking each other's brains out? Just tell me the truth." Maria was continuing to ramp up her anger and frenzy, picking up the box, looking it over, and then pointing to the back of the box while showing Mark, "Can't you read these instructions?"
Mark looked, and Felix got up so he could look, but the hope on their faces became more agitated when they saw only bare wood. Felix calmly said in a soft voice, "Dear, we see nothing but bare wood."
Maria was sure these two were up to something, and proceeded to read the instructions, in a very sarcastic tone. Halfway though Maria stopped and looked at them, then in a much less sarcastic, but still angry tone asked, "Did either of you read this before touching them?"
Both Felix and Mark shook their head side to size as a no.
Far enough along, Maria continued to read the instructions aloud, now much less sarcastic, but tinged in an angered dissapointment in the two men. Maria read all of the box, the sides, and the speclal insert in the box that was under the dildo holder. Once Maria was done reading everything, she noticed the wording on the dildos and read aloud, "Smell", "Sight", "Hearing".
It didn't matter who, as the dildos for "Touch" and "Taste" were held safely inside Felix and Mark's rectums. Mark and Felix slowly slumped to the kitchen. Mark wanted a drink, and Felix wanted that drink to be Tequila.
The two men were on their way to getting drunk when a naked Maria walked in and took the bottle and put the cork back in. They all three looked at each other like a mexican stand off for a few moments whle Felix finished his shot glass.
Mark went first, "Which one did you pick?"
Maria smiled, "Hah, Hearing up my ass and taste in my cooch."
In unison, both Felix and Mark said, "Cooch?"
Maria looked at the two like they were very dimwitted, "Um, a pussy, a vagina."
Mark reached for Felix's shot glass and tugged the bottle out of Maria's hand, then poured half a shot glass, then handing that to Maria.
Maria shook her head no at first, but Felix waved his hand to the glass as a peace offering, then Maria took and swallowed the whole shot in one gulp.
Felix and Mark felt the burn as the tequila hit the back of Maria's throat and down her chest. Mark and Felix clenched and relaxed a few times, and Maria kept looking behind her, as if she was going to see something. Both Mark and Felix smiled at each other then to Maria.
Maria sighed, "Fine. I'm sorry. I was worried, I called both your phones, your car was not in the parking lot, and there was no note. I got scared, then the two of you walk in and srip down by the front door. I don't get off early often, especially on a Friday night." Maria got chocked up, and both Felix and Mark stepped and both hugged Maria tightly. Maria sobbed for w while, as both Mark and Felix could tast the tears, and felt the anguish and genuine fear of loss that Maria felt. Mark and Felix teared up too, as it was too much emotion to keep bottled up. Maria kissed both Felix and Mark.
Breating deeply, her connection with the other two was deepening. Felix smiled and kissed Maria's forehead, "I promise we were going to share this with you when you got home."
Maria could feel Felix's sincerity, and nodded in acknowledgement. Maria smiled, "Hell yea, you two better share."
All three returned to Maria/Felix's room, where Felix and Maria crawled onto the bed. Felix and Maria were running their hands up and down each other's bodies, when Maria focused on Felix's fully shrunken shaft. Mark took the last dildo, "Sight" from the box and crawled onto the bed, moving over to Maria's empty side.
"Well," Maria started, "We don't know which one of you has "Taste" or "Touch", but I have the other two. I can try a third, or one of you could take a second."
Mark wanted his erection back, as did Felix. Based on the instructions, they had different options, but they each had their complications. The three sat on the bed looking at each other and pondering, waiting for someone else to speak up. Removal was an option, but it was not one being considered. They each could sense the fear and excitment in each other as they pondered their choice.