Somewhere between being dropped and getting killed by hitting the stone cold floor
Dan encountered a transdimensional fantasy portal and suddenly
found himself clinging desperately to the weaving wobbling flapping leather cape of Sir Buford the Knight.
Sir Buford the Knight was all suited up in a suit of
Elizabethan armour and the reason his cape was flailing about was because he,and now Dan the Desperately Saved Lobster
were aboard about a ton of charging warhorse that Sir Buford
was directing towards a snarling dragon and a crowd of villagers
that were gathered at the feet of the huge dragon .
Every now and then the leather cape sailed up and Dan got a
brief view of what lay behind the dragon and the villagers
a fairytale like Castle on whose ramparts stood a Princess
who looked a awful lot like Dans sister Kat......