"Hmm" James seemed a little confused as he left the shop he had just entered minus any of his clothing "that's weird"
"What is?" Nicola was a little concerned her new magical powers over her friend might not be as powerful as she had thought. James wasn't supposed to have any idea he was presently stark naked in the middle of town.
"Does it suddenly feel a lot breezier to you than it did before?"
"Yeah, maybe" Nicola tried to refrain from smirking too obviously "the weather forecast said that might happen"
"Ah, glad it's not just me then" James replied in a fairly nonplussed tone.
"So you're sure you haven't forgotten anything?" Nicola checked.
"No, I don't see how I could have" James confirmed "let's take the bus back to yours"
"Sure" Nicola smiled innocently.
There was so much more she could do to James with the remote once she had him alone, but this was entertainment enough for now. Because she willed it, her usually reserved colleague was now walking butt naked around London like it was the most natural thing in the world to him.
A lot of people were openly staring, but James didn't seem to notice. When a couple of young women wolf whistled at him he merely took at as a compliment. Even when one ungentlemanly passer by shouted something in highly colourful language about putting some clothes on James just ahrugged at the strange remarks of the apparent oddball.
Soon they reached the bus stop and sat down next to each other as if nothing were amiss. A middle aged woman reddened and sidled away from the naked man in embarassment, but again James paid her no mind.
"So you're absolutely sure you haven't forgotten anything?" Nicola tested again gleefully.
"Of course not. Will you stop being weird?" James sighed.
Before long, the bus pulled up.
"Um, I'm really not sure I can let you on like that sir" the driver seemed a little flustered.
"What do you mean?" James asked in confused outrage.
"Um, please. He's with me. I need to get him home" Nicola smiled politely.
The driver huffed and gestured for them both to take a seat.
"How rude" James opined of the driver as he took a seat. Nicola dreaded to think what kind of dirt and germs he was exposing his bare buttocks to, but it wasn't her problem.
"Never mind him" Nicola consoled her friend while stroking the remote as the bus departed "we'll have a great evening I reckon"