Tyler stormed into his room and slammed the door shut. "What a fucking asshole", he muttered to himself. He was referring to his roommate, Zach. They were both sophomores in university. They were both 19 and shared a smallish apartment together. They were randomly assigned to be together and it was just not working out for Tyler.
Tyler was your average 19 year old. Slim, not to muscular, a bit of a nerd. Not too good with the ladies. He was a bit shy and mostly liked staying in and playing on his computer.
Zach was the complete opposite. Zach was a total rugby jock. He was about 6 foot 2, and full of muscle. He was covered in thick brown hair all over his body and a short scruffy brown beard. Zach usually walked around the apartment wearing nothing but a filthy, smelly jockstrap and Tyler could see Zach was very hung. He was always coming home late and drunk with a different girl each night. He was always working out and sweaty, so he was always stinking up the apartment. Zach would leave his filthy workout gear strewn all over the apartment and would usually skip showers because he was too lazy. He reminded Tyler of a testosterone riddled caveman, covered in hair and muscles and veins. Stinky and dull witted and only thinks with his cock. It grossed him out.
It bothered Tyler; everything always stunk like BO so bad, there were trimmed body hair all over the bathroom floor and piss stains by the toilet. It wasn't rare to find used condoms in the common area, and Tyler had trouble sleeping from the loud noises of Zach beating off or fucking chicks.
Currently, Tyler was pissed off because he found a smelly yellowed jockstrap in THE KITCHEN! It was getting ridiculous! As he walked into his room he saw it; there was a package on the counter.
It was the chronivac he had ordered! He could finally get revenge on his shitty roommate! Or maybe, he could change himself into whatever he wanted! He plugged it in and began to scroll through the options. The possibilities are literally endless! What was he going to pick?