Finishing off the Scottish soda you go on your way. For some strange reason you want to find a lake.
You belch and you become a bit fatter, your neck grows a bit longer, and your back grows humpy. Looking at your hands, you see that your skin has grown a greenish colour and your fingers have grown webbed.
Your shoes feel tight so you sitdown and remove them. Your feet have grown larger and webbed. As you sit there wriggling your webbed toes, you feel that you are sitting on some kind of tail.