Yeah, nah your not having this from some pink ooze. You grab your rabbity ass with both hands and pull hard, this time feeling the mass start to let go of your skin with a series of painful pinches. At last the whole lump comes away and your left holding a round squirming ball of goo, its bunny tail twitching in a post lifelike way. The pink flesh of the thing starts to bulge dramatically, swiftly forming bunny ears, paws and a little twitching nose.
You drop the slime-bunny into a tupperware container and fasten the lid before checking yourself for damage. Your ass seems ok, although your skin seems smoother than before with a red welt where the tail was.
You glance again at the slime-bunny, wondering what to do with the thing wait sniffs around in its large container.