Greetings. This here is the story of how an archeologist became an animal of sorts. You see, it happened so long ago. Many people were digging up some tomb. The director of the museum had a rule. What was dug up, they got to keep one thing. Well one of the workers found an old lamp that changed his/her life. At first the lamp was thought to be just an oil lamp. While at home, the digger was dusting it off before it was rubbed. After ten minutes passed, the room filled with smoke.
"Behold, I am the Genie of the lamp," came the voice from the smoke. "I'm here to grant your wishes."
"Wishes?"
"Yes, wishes. But before we start. Let me set the rules. No love, no killing and no resurrection." After a short pause before continuing. "Now the wishes. I'm not a traditional genie. You know, three wishes thing. No. On the contrary, my wishes have a price instead. With every wish you will begin to change. The first three are freebies to get you going, but that is mostly to prove it's legit. Now the changes are usually small but... Once the changes are done you get one last wish. Freeing me undoes the changes but... There is that ending that is hard. Anyway, let's see here. You are my master. Not a bad sight either. Now let's get wishing, but first, I say we get to know each other. Wishing later."