You woke up to the sound of your alarm, slamming it to turn it off you turn over in your bed only to be stopped by the body of your dog Maggie. She had a habit of curling up next to you under the cover when you slept and this wasn’t the first time she had done this, you smiled and patted her her tail started wagging in her sleep, only... why did you just feel your hand on her body? AND WHY THE HECK DID IT FEEL LIKE YOU WHERE THE TAIL WAS ON!?
You threw off the covers to get to the bottom of this and saw Maggie’s body, only... where her head should be was... oh god you where gonna be sick.
Her head was replaced with your own torso, with your legs and Maggie’s head no where to be found. Like any rational 15 year old man in this situation. You screamed at the top of your lungs like a terrified 6 year old girl.
You heard footsteps outside your door and your mom entered your room... along with your dad... both where naked and split perfectly down the middle with one head on each side. You screamed a second time and your mom tried comforting you.
“Sweetie calm down theirs nothing to be scared of!” She said in as calm a voice she could muster but it was shaky.
‘Did you two fucking do this to me!?’ You accused pointing a finger at them. ‘Is this some kind experiment? Some kind of fetish for you? You sick FUCKS!!!’
“LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!” Your dad shouted shutting you, your dad didn’t normally yell so on the few occasions he did it was incredibly effective on you.
Your mom’s head sighed.
“Now young man, first things first.” Your mom sighed “One: No we didn’t do this to you. At approximately 3:30 last night the entire Earth experienced some kind of wave that fused everyone with the nearest living thing. I was only woken up when your father here got up to take a piss around 4.”
You looked down at your parent’s still exposed junk, dad and mom kept their respective organs but now they where side by side, dads hand suddenly covered it.
“Eyes up here ok?” He said. You nodded.
‘If this happened at 3:30, and you’ve been awake since 4 then why didn’t you wake me?’ You asked.
“We’ve been a bit busy for the past few hours figuring out walking without falling over.” Dad said. Indeed you mom and dad had two different bodies controlled by different minds so walking must be incredibly difficult. Your mom continued “we had only just got to the computer and learned about the wave when we heard your scream and rushed as soon as we could.”
You looked down at Maggie’s body fused to yours at the waist. As you looked down noticing Maggie’s dog vigina as well and blushed. ‘Is this permanent?’ You asked.
Both your parents shrugged.
You ran your hands through Maggie’s fur feeling the sensation of being pet was incredibly weird.
‘Is Maggie...?’ You couldn’t even finish that thought without a tear rolling down your face. Maggie was your best friend in world. She was always their for you when you got home. Seeing her smiling face whenever you scratched her behind the ears was something magical. The way she was so full of life and energy. Your long talks with her as she just sat their and listened to your problems of the world. It was too much to think that she could do suddenly just...
“She could still be alive somewhere.” Your mom said giving you possibly false hope. “Have you tried moving your new legs?”
You shook your head, then figured it was probably best to give it a shot...