"Ah, Baldric! There you are!" booms the voice of another Lilliputian dressed all in black.
"Lord Blackadder, I was just..."
"Never mind Baldric, I was thinking that this giant might be the ultimate weapon against our enemies. So instead of butchering him and freezing the meat..."
"Sh, sh! He'll hear you!" gasps Baldric.
The ground shakes as the giant struggles against his bonds. Baldric and Blackadder fall into each other.
"Butcher me?"
"Ah, you speak Lilliputian, giant!Good," says Blackadder.
"I had already established that fact!" mutters Baldric.
"No, I am on your side. Calm down. I don't want to eat you, I want to show that you're more valuable to Lilliput alive than in the larder. So calm down and listen, here is my plan..." and the little man ran up close to the giant's ear and began to whisper loudly.