“And I think I know where we should go first since such your such a gentlemen and are kind enough to let me get muscle growing hormones right outta you. Since you're gonna be making testosterone for two...”
Mia abruptly pivots right in front of you. Purposefully letting the full embrace of her chest buffet against you. She's stronger than she looks, and the impact knocks the wind out of you for several reasons.
"Here we are the Lost and Found, I thought...how about we double up your supply, don't want my new boyfriend to get any less manly when he starts pumping me full of half his boy juices."
She waggles her eyebrows and smiles mischievously.
"Okay, but why the lost and found?"
"Cause, this is where all the spare parts end up. I figure we can get you an extra set of balls without having to swap the ones your familiar with. Oh look they have all sorts of stuff"
Sure enough behind the glass case and display is a wild array of body parts and organs packaged in clear plastic like produce. Many of them look like they've been here a while. The disinterested teenage clerk barely eyes away from his phone. "Hey?"
Mia doesn't miss a beat.
"Hey man, you all got any unclaimed balls here?"
The pimple faced clerk doesn't even make a face, clearly numb to his job.
"Yah, over there."
He nods his head in the direction of a shelf.
"Ugh...which ones do you want?" he asks, while getting up off his stool.