You decide to be practical, your fed up with holding up your damaged trousers and the yoga pants aren't pink or anything. You can just pretend to be jogging or something. You snatch them up, the key dangling on a thread and the pants fall loose. It isn't two pairs, it's one pair with four legs! You immediately feel dizzy as the hedge seems to spin around you. There's a lurch in your stomach and the weirdest sensation of streching, like a whole-body yawn before a bright flash of light dazzles you.
You blink the afterglow out of your vision to find your now stood in a T-junction of the hedge mazes passageways, with a tightness around your legs. You look down to find your wearing the yoga pants in place of your own trousers. It's a little odd, but feeling like somethings gone right for a change you step forward with a double crunch of the gravel path.
You stop immediately. Double crunch? You look down again, this time registering theres four pairs of shoes down there. Your ass has expanded backwards, giving you the appearance of a centaur. Expect instead of horses legs yours are still clearly human. You twist, taking in your spandex clad extended back, all the way to your fluffy bunny's tail sticking out through the material.
Shit. Shit. Shit. Your pulse races as your mind freewheels in shock. Stay calm, stay calm you tell yourself. You to think things through, biting down on the panic. The thought strikes you that if picking up one item did this to you, all you have to do is find another item to change you back, right? Plus if those bunny mannequins show up again you can give them twice the kicking now. You grin at your own weak joke, and start to move forward, picking a direction at random. As you turn the corner you find: