....a mobile sign with a poster in it of the hot Hollywood star
Brixney Huston.
You didn't turn into her thankfully but as you walked
away with your bruised pant leg you had a legal Eureka moment.
Recently you'd taken a class on Entertainment Law and the
Professor had explained to the class that Hollywood personalities
were increasingly hiring mean spirited lawyers to sue the
bleep out of companies and individuals who were
trying to turn a dime on a Personality's lucrative image.
So as you hobbled along you realized that if you had turned into
Brixney Huston she or her lawyer likely would be coming to sue
you or Change Spray Inc. into bankruptcy.
Lo and Behold
barely had that thought crossed your mind when the Customer
Service Dept. for Change Spray sent you a Magic Memo informing you
that Change Spray was recalling its product for an 'upgrade'
As you just stood there listening to the friendly voice it
informed you that exchange for this disruption to you
Change Spray Inc would provide you with a BONUS 99 hours
of Chaneability,which since the spray can only held 33 hours
of Changeability was a pretty good deal.
The Catch,the Magic Memo informed you,was that the Changeability
was only good for one selection.
Basically if you chose Girl XX to duplicate,you had to
dole out 99 hours of the ability to be Girl XX.
Since you were a straight guy,you then spent the next while
looking over the potential merchandise of female humans
around you.Unfortunately the Town was going to see the
debut showing of the new Brixney Huston horror
flick "Minnie Mash Werewolf Slayer"
and all the women and girls around you were dressed as
Minnie Mash wannabees.
The Park was clogged with Ghoul Girls,Vampiress's,Grave Digger
Witches and all manner of other female horrors that you didn't
think you wanted in your DNA.
So three hours passed in the Park before you noticed her
a girl without makeup,modest cleavage and figure and a
jacket over her blouse and skirt.
Perhaps a 1970s to 1980s fashion statement
but definitely not a Ghoul Girl wannabe.
Since she was standing all alone by herself by the riverbank
clearly finding a plausible explanation for why you'd bumped into her was going to be difficult.
However some inner sense was jingling,telling you this was
the one whose DNA and body you wanted to experience for 99 hours.
You looked along the length of the riverbank till you saw what you
wanted
a slight bend about 99 feet away from her where you could
stand behind the saplings and observer her without spooking her.
So slowly you walked to that spot and observed her whilst you plotted
your next move