“… are you up for anything?” said the feminine figure on stage, tall and well built at least judging from the side silhouette.
“That’s right, folks!” rang out a distinctly masculine voice from the same figure as it turned to face the crowd. One body with two heads !
“This is … Up! For! Anything!”
The crowd clapped and hollered in excitement. Clearly this was something pretty popular.
“I’m Tanya” said the woman with her microphone.
“And I’m Eric” said the man, into the same microphone.
“To celebrate the grand opening, we’ve taken our game show on the road to show you just how crazy things can get when you just say yes!” said the woman stepping into the spotlight, a dazzling blonde beauty.
“In the spirit of that adventure, we’ve teamed up with the Transfer Clinic to push the boundaries and spread the wealth!” bellowed the man, strong chin and dusty stubble with a perfect daytime hairdo to match. It seemed they alternated their talking perfectly.
“The rules are simple. Each contestant comes up here and they have to show they are truly up for anything to score points and win prizes, including the ultimate prize of lifetime Transfer Clinic passes!”
“Then we’ll ask the crowd to volunteer what they would like to do with the contestant on stage - swap parts, transfer traits or maybe even donate something of theirs to the mix. You don’t even have to swap the same thing!”
“The contestant gets points for accepting requests based on how weird and wonderful they are, and bonus points for demonstrating it to the audience. Those volunteering swaps from the crowd get the same points too that they can use for prizes! No room for being shy here!” taunted the woman with her slender right arm, sending some in the crowd into a hollering frenzy.
“Each contestant only gets to reject three requests maximum before they are out, and the game ends the moment you leave the podium on stage.” Both arms pointed to a raised platform on the stage, not unlike the ones you used to see in a circus.
“To make it fair, the contestant must remain in control of their mind and able to move - which means no full body stealing or total essence possession. They have to make their own choices!” declared the man, pointing to the crowd with their left arm.
“The more points you get the more prizes you can win, but nobody can win points until we get some lucky body up here, so let’s see who is … Up! For! Anything!”
The hosts cheered equally from their shared body while the crowd roared in appreciation, and you felt pushing at your back as a curtain began shifting on the stage opening to reveal …