"Geez, I can't believe I did that," you laugh to yourself as you strip out of you clothes and hop into the shower. That wasn't much like you, but... hell, you did end up buying a sex toy thinking it was make for a good joke piece for a bookcase. Well, whatever the case, that's in the past now.
As you start to wash off the strange liquid that came from the green dildo, you barely even notice your skin starting to turn a faint shade of green as well. Nor do you notice your once dark brown hair brightening to a sharp blue. No, not even the slow, yet steady loss of height that you continued to lose with every passing second under the chilly water from the shower.
'I still can't believe I made it back from Pleasure Island without getting magiced up the ass even once,' you think to yourself, scrubbing away with the filth from you body as your skin starts to settle a bright emerald green, 'I'm... almost sad that I didn't though. Maybe I shouldn't have taken that stupid bet from my friends before going. Could've been fun turning into a real brute of a man!'
You finally stop losing height around 4 feet tall flat as your hips now started to expand while your backside inflated, 'Or maybe I woulda ended up a big, gnarly wolf-man! Or even a stripper! Or... hell, even a beach babe.' You slowly come to a stop as you let the water simply pour down on you with a smile as you lips enlarge. With each raise and fall of your chest, your once flat pecs start to swell, until they're boarding on the size of E cup all while your ears become pointy, much like an elf's.
Snapping out of your minor daze, of snicker to yourself, 'Heck, coulda ended up a big dumb human and who'd want dat?' Looking down, you laugh aloud as you start to play with your new(?) breasts with glee under the illusion of washing them "An' what self respectin' goblin girl would wanna give up dese titties?"
You let out a little more before finally setting out of the shower and only spend the bare minimum of time drying off. Atfer all, your far too excited about getting to break in your new bitch-breaker of a dildo! Gotta get that pussy all loosened up for the boys later tonight. After all, you won their stupid bet and now they all you at least TWO good fuckings before the end of the weekend!
Darting off back towards your bedroom, you strip over the stupid box that you meant to throw away after you got home.
"Fack! Stupid thing," you grumble as you're forced to pick it up yet again only to come face to face with a bright red warning label on the bottom of the box:
"WARNING: Contained inside this box is the Goblin Maker Version 2.1. For all those not interested in becoming a slutty goblin shortstack, do not expend your seed or saliva onto this item. The effects are permanent if used twice within a 24 hour time period. If you or someone you know as been unknowingly changed, please call the number listed below to seek assistance."
Reading it over at least three times, your mind finally catches onto what's just happened.
"Oh... fack."