Billie’s lawyer switched from being a child to a young man. A very attractive young man. Billie bit her lip as she looked at her lawyer. She wouldn’t mind a piece of him. After generating a new sentence and making one more quick change, her lawyer was now her boyfriend.
Her new boyfriend strolled back to her, a diaper bag over his shoulder, his diaper bulge even bigger than before, and smelling awful.
“Hey, babe, think you could change me?” he asked. Billie wrinkled her nose. She generated a new sentence.
“Lyle his diaper changed by Billie.” Billie hurriedly changed “Billie” to “himself”. Lyle grinned at her.
“Just kidding, babe, geez. I’ll go change myself, like usual.” He strutted away.
Billie wanted a hot boyfriend, but she didn’t want him to be incontinent. She generated a new sentence. Then another. And another. By the time Lyle came back, she still hadn’t had an opportunity to make him potty trained. Lyle kissed her on the cheek.
“All right, babe, time to head out.” He took Billie’s hand and led her out of the courthouse. Desperate to do something to minimize the difficult situation, Billie generated one last sentence.
“Billie’s hot boyfriend is having sex with her later.”