“Now Spot...come with me” I’ll say leading you somewhat forcefully to the bed.
“Come here, Spot! This way, Spot! Good Boy! When we get to the bed, I’ll say “Up! Up Spot! Right here! Sit Spot! Good boy! Such a cute little puppy!”
Next, I’m going to take some pictures of you from several angles with MY phone. “Oh yeah! These are soo good. You really do make a very cute little Dalmatian puppy!” After that, I’ll say “Lay down, Spot! Lay down! Good boy!”
Then, I’m going tie your hands and feet to the bed. Next, I’m going to get out the vibrating ring and place it around the base of your manhood and turn it on high speed. “That should keep you from moving around too much” I’ll say.
“Time to make the rest of you match your face and head...” I’ll say, giggling with excitement.
“Wait a minute! Don’t you think this is enough for now?” You say.
“Puppies do not use words!” I’ll shout. “Bad puppy!! It looks like I’m going to have to teach you that the hard way.”
“Why do you resist? I know you want this. I know you’ve wanted this for a very long time.” I walk over to my night stand and come back with something in my hand. “Does puppy want a ball to play with?” Before you can answer, or even before you realize what I’ve returned from my nightstand with, I forcefully push a red ball gag into your mouth and fasten it tightly behind your mouth.
“There we go. That’s better. Now puppy can only use his puppy words to speak and besides I know my little puppy will love to play with his red ball.” I say. “Isn’t that right?”
“What’s the matter puppy? Not feeling so talkative now? That’s good to hear. But I do enjoy the cute little barks you make now. As a bonus, the longer my little puppy needs his red ball in his mouth to remind him not use those human words, the harder it will be for him to ever use them again. Isn’t that fun?” I say. “That’s right...your new favorite red ball will actually make it harder for you to use those pesky human words. It will make your tongue longer and you will find it very difficult if not impossible to use words with it like that. So if you ever wanna speak again without barking, you won’t want to have that ball in there too long.”
You try speaking with the ball in your mouth only to find that the only sounds you can make are tiny whimpers or quiet barks, just like a puppy would. “See what I mean? A few more outbursts like that and that new red ball of yours will finish its work.”