"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, starting another episode during Animalia Comic Con.
"Today we'll be looking at some of the funniest things that have happened so far at Animalia Comic Con." said Malice, "But before we begin, just a slight warning that some of the things we'll be seeing might be funny enough to injure your funny bone." At that bad joke, Vlad collapsed facedown on the desk, again, while Dmitri crossed off another name, again, while saying, "Oh, brother.", again.
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"Nate and Shuixing managed to get back to Heiya Island alright," said Malice, bringing up the image. "But the new girls who were rescued from the human trafficking ring caused a bit of a stir, but Shuixing wasn't bothered with it, since their indoctrination by the human trafficking ring hasn't been completely undone. But Nate's expression clearly shows the funnier side of the aftermath of conversion." The image showed Nate with two of the girls (in the young adult age range) snuggled into his side, but the silent scream on his face made it clear that he was not the one who instigated this, much to Shuixing's amusement.
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"As some of us are aware, Japan greatly loves pranks, practical jokes, etc., with some TV shows where they record said pranks and show the results all over the country." said Malice, setting up the clip, "But one new prank is specific to Heiya island, and is often used to punish men with reputations as a lothario. The formula for the prank is actually quite simple:
Man meets a female Animalian at one of the tea houses. Waiter/waitress brings out a bottle of plum wine. Female Animalian downs just one cup. Man realizes that female Animalian has very little tolerance for alcohol. Female Animalian starts flirting with him. Soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend comes in and causes a fuss. Heiya Island's 'samurai police' come in. Man finds himself in hot water. Prank is revealed. Man gets to laugh at himself."
The clip then showed that exact formula and showed that the prank had exceeded all expectations.
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"And as it turns out." said Sarah, queuing up the next clip, "Animalia isn't as crime-free as some people make it out to be. It just happens so seldom that when it does happen, it makes quite the stir. Animalia's own Okapi, Oka, has got one such moment."
"While Annie and Stuart's 1968 (not 1986) Ferrari is one of the most eye-catching 'cool cars' in Animalia." said Oka, as the scene switched to her location. "It's that kind of eye-catchiness that made it a target for car thieves." At that there were a few movie scenes involving carjacking. After a few of those, Oka continued. "But the carjackers were foiled by the most hilarious turn of events ever. Since the car was a 1968 model, and not a 1986 model, as some claim or think it to be, it had a manual transmission and none of the carjackers knew how to operate a manual. They ended up fleeing the scene, while those who witnessed it had a good laugh, and it even made the news." Then there was the news report that covered Annie and Stuart's interview on the attempted theft, as well as some of the witnesses.
"They can't drive a stick!?" said one old man who witnessed it. "That's unmanly."
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"While the more family friendly Cosplay Contest is at Kat's Klub, the one that is more daring is at Animalia's Meat Market, and our coverage of that is off limits to those who don't have Premium Accounts." said Malice, much to the disappointment of many viewers. "But we can say that Mercy, cosplaying as Rogue from Sonic the Hedgehog, has a good chance at being the overall winner."
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"Probably what is generating the most interest during this time period is Miss Vivian's Intimacy Boutique, and not just for the bedroom roleplay costumes." said Sarah. "What is also generating interest are short, erotic remakes of certain movies, but due to one Animalians' request, and the fact that no one was recording it, A Night on Bald Mountain is not available for purchase at either the store or digitally." At that there was a lot of comments expressing disappointment, with only a few expressing relief.
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"And that's all the time we have for this episode." said Sarah, "See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."