“I’ve got something better than these I think; something more realistic.”
I begin to rummage around in my njghtstand drawer and a moment later come back with a much more realistic looking set of ears, but these ones don’t appear to have a headband between them to allow you to wear them. You tilt your head to the side, looking at them curiously.
“Oh! That is so cute! You’re curious what these are?! I can totally tell that! You responded just like a good little puppy would! Well, for that, you get these as a reward. They’re a more realistic puppy ear for you, but they glue in place over your human ears!”
I bring back out the tube of latex cement and begin applying it to your ears and your new puppy ears too. After blowing on them slightly to make them tacky, I gently slip one and then the other into place over your human ears.
I step back and admire my work. “Oh! I just love those! Don’t you?”
Admittedly at this point, you appear to be having fun and you try to wag your tail to show your enthusiasm. It doesn’t look quite right though. It doesn’t wag very well or very convincingly.
“Is puppy trying to wag his tail? Aww, that tail doesn’t seem to work very well, does it? Should we try to find you a better one?” I say walking again to my nightstand drawer again. I come back with a very realistic looking Dalmatian tail but to you it doesn’t look like there is any way to attach it.
“Does puppy want his new tail? Bark once for me Spot if you want a new tail.” I say.
You do your best to make an audible bark through your new ball gag.
“Good boy! Oh this is so exciting! I wasn’t sure how far I would get with you today. But this is great! Ok now puppy turn around and face the other wall.” I say.
As you turn around you hear me gently squirt something from a small bottle I’ve slipped out of my pocket. “Don’t worry. This will help it.”
Not sure what I mean, you continue to turn around until I’m facing opposite me.
“Ok my little puppy, are you ready for your new tail?” I ask you.
You wiggle your hips eagerly in compliance.
“Alright. Here we go” I say.
I grab you by the hips on one side and you feel the tip of your new furry tail tickle your feet. You feel me getting closer to your rear end. “Spread your legs a little more, Spot.” Slowly and gently I press the base of the tail into your hole. You’re surprised at first by the presence of it but I grab you and hold you tighter while pushing slightly harder. You begin to whimper ever so slightly, but very soon after, you’re moaning in delight. “Almost there pup. Almost there.” And then suddenly, the tail settles into place.
“There! Now that looks awesome! Wag your tail,Spot!”
You try to wag your new tail that I’ve given you the best you can and you’re doing pretty well too! “Good Boy Spot!”