Ding! The old shopkeeper's bell rang as the door to the Magic Cock Shop opened and a young man with slouching shoulders entered stealthily.
"Hello, and welcome to the Cock Shop for any and all phallus related needs. What can we help you with today?" The hooded shopkeeper asked the muscled brown haired boy, looking up to stare into his green eyes. Now why would a nice looking man like this one come into their shop? Was he a kinky person looking for a strange new dick, tentacle penises were flying off the selves, or was he mistaken that the cock shop was a dildo shop, many people mix the two up.
"Hey guy, uh, girl... person. I just need a bigger cock, so ya got anything like that," Liam asked the shopkeeper sheepishly.
"Ah, a man that needs a bigger cock, we don't get many of those requests these days. You're a brave person, not many people have the courage to admit they have a small dick. Come here have a look at these," The shopkeeper gestured towards an isle.
Liam walked into the isle and stared in wonder at all disembodied male members. They came in all kinds of shapes and sizes from organic to mechanical, or from fantasy to science fiction.
"If you're looking for human shaft's they're further down, these exotic members are here for our regular customers ease of access."
Liam tore his eyes away from a water hose penis and went to where the normal cocks were. He just needed a bigger cock not some weird fetish dick, at least not yet. Now staring at the rows of human cocks, he had a plethora of choices even among the mundane penises. Damn he could even get a big black cock if he wanted, but it would be awkward in the locker room. A white guy having a fat long black cock? Nah too many complications. Ah here was one respectable cock, a 7 incher, not too big, not too little. Oh it came with balls, "Hey do these balls replace my balls or what?"
"They do but they can be added to your original pair if you want."
"Good to know, ok, I'll take this one," Liam made his way back to the cashier and gave the flaccid man meat to the shopkeeper.
"Ah yes, a good old standard, can't go wrong with a bit better than average, so you want the balls to replace yours or add them to your originals?"
"Make them an addition, I still want to keep my family jewels. So I just slip it on and it's my dick?" Liam asked, watching the shopkeeper box the cock.
"Yup slip it on, and it's your new dick, easy as that. Your total is 13 American dollars," the shopkeeper handed Liam the box, and Liam paid in cash.
"I've added an extra penis in there," the shopkeeper smiled," it's a new business model to add a random cock for first time customers, keeps them coming back."
Liam let out a half hearted laugh at the unintentional pun and thanked the shopkeeper. He left the shop in a hurry, his girlfriend was home alone and he needed to put on his new dick fast or else the night would be wasted.