The waiter leaned in: “Straw?”
Colin loudly declared “Straws?! No, no, no! Bad for the sea turtles.”
He grabbed the milkshake at took a huge swig, cramming in some volcano wings to try and stop the brain freeze.
“Sir maybe you should slow down a tad.” The waiter smiled.
“Keep’em coming and there’s a three hundred dollar tip in it for you, the stronger the better.” Colin whispered.
**************** Two Hours Later.....*****************
Colin sucked the meat off the last wing and chugged down shake number twenty
.
“Graaaaaagh!” The movie’s villain yelled as he was blasted.
“Haha, froggy man go booom!” Colin drunkenly chuckled as he flopped face down on the table.
“More shake please......”
Colin stumbled out the room in a messy heap.
“Jeanette, can I home ride have?” He asked.
“After you left me with a $750 dollar bill?! Fat chance!” Jeanette yelled as she slapped him away.
He stumbled forwards, nearly falling down the stairs.
“Okay buddy, let’s get you home.” A theatre worker said. “Oh hey, looks like you got a ride!”
“My *blech* ride?” Colin asked.
His vision was blurry, but he could make out a feminine figure waving at him.
“M-My girlfriend?”
“Yeah, buddy! She’s waiting for you, go right on in.” The theatre guy said as he shoved him inside the car and closed the door.
“Hey babe, kiss?” Colin asked.
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Colin groaned as he opened his eyes.
“Oh god, my heaaaaaaad......” he groaned “What time is it?”
He couldn’t see a clock, but he did realized he wasn’t anywhere near the theatre.
“Where am I?” Colin asked as he looked around, “Why am I naked? Who’s that next to me?”