Jeff slowly edged towards the filling bathtub, his eyes locked on Jenny.
"So... I wonder if the water is warm enough now" he mumbled.
Jenny giggled again. Hearing her girlish trill filtered through her now-masculine voice was a little strange to Jeff, but he recognized his girlfriend even through the obvious differences. "Don't be silly, babe. If it's important for me to pee after sex it's even more important for you! Get that cute butt over here and sit down."
"Ummmm..." said Jeff.
"Don't be such a pussy" said Jenny. "You sit on the toilet to go number two all the time. This is literally the same thing."
"Yeah, but" Jeff gestured towards his crotch. "I've never done it with THIS."
"Oh for god's sake," Jenny laughed. "I just learned how to work a dick. You are playing on easy mode here. Sit!"
Jeff walked over to the toilet, and turned around. He looked back and realized his hadn't lowered the seat. He sighed, put the seat down, and turned back around, lining he butt up with it. After another moment of hesitation, he bit his lip and finally sat down. He spread his legs as far as he could in preparation. "What are you doing?" asked Jenny.
Jeff looked up at her. "Well, I've got to, you know, open up so I can... come on. Don't make me say it. You know how this works."
"Yes!" laughed Jenny, who had to sit on the floor she was laughing so hard. "And I've never done that! Put your legs together, girl! Haven't you ever watched me go to the bathroom? The important parts still poke out and face down. You're overthinking this."
Jeff frowned. "But what about all the... you know. It's all like, folded up down there. Don't I have to like get it all spread open so it won't get all over me?"
Jenny continued laughing hysterically. "No! Just... just pee!"
Jeff brought his legs together, but still kept them a few inches apart. He trusted Jenny but still wasn't sure about this. He took a deep breath and, pushed down with his familiar muscles and... nothing happened. "It's not working. He said."
"What do you mean it's not working?"
"I mean I'm trying to pee and this dumb thing won't work!"
Jenny furrowed her brow. "Oh, wait a minute. When I tried out this dick it took me a second to figure out too. I discovered that you boys sort of 'push' your pee out. Is that what you're doing?" Jeff nodded. "Yeah, ok, so as a girl it's a little different. By pushing those muscles you're actually doing a kegel exercises which is kind of flexing everything tighter and is going to make it hard to pee. Stop that and just sort of... relax."
"Relax?" said Jeff. "Yeah right." Still, he tried to take her advice and stopped straining. Jenny watched his face intently, loving the plethora of expressions that was crossing it. Finally, after an entire minute, she heard the unmistakable sound of urine falling into the water below. Jeff sighed and looked upset.
"You did it!" shouted Jenny. "Why do you look sad? Are you ok?"
"Yeah but it sounds like" Jeff paused. "It sounds like a girl is peeing!"
Jenny kept gigging. "I've got news for you, Babe. You're gonna have to get used to that."
"Uh huh," said Jeff as he finished and gingerly tapped a piece of toilet paper at his crotch. He was afraid to push too hard, he really didn't want to know what his landscape felt like. He stood up and flushed the toiled, grateful to be done with this particular chore.
Jenny stood up and reached her hand out. "Come on, babe."