"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, starting the latest episode that was taking place during Animalia ComicCon.
"Today we'll be getting some questions answered. Some from viewers, some from others." said Malice. "But try to keep your lewd comments and questions to a minimum, or you'll embarrass yourself."
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"For Joshua, we've got this question." said Jen-Jen, reading a question from a visitor of Heiya Island. "Why is there a black-furred wolf with white "brush" markings doing thing we know you can do?"
"While I don't know him personally," answered Joshua, "I do know he was both lucky and unlucky enough to survive both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bombings." (Stewie: Say Whaaaat?!) "So let me explain. He was too young to join the military at the time, but he was allowed to help out by stocking supplies for when the Allied Forces invaded Japan. He actually was in Hiroshima obtaining supplies for Emperor Hito's bunker when the first nuclear bomb was dropped on Hiroshima. He was far enough away from the blast not to be killed or seriously injured by it, but he was unlucky enough to bear witness to the horror."
"So what happened to him?" asked Jen-Jen.
"He was thrown by the shockwave, suffered severe burns, ruptured his eardrum, and was temporarily blinded." replied Joshua. "He was returned to his hometown Nagasaki for treatment for his injuries. Not long after he recovered, the second nuclear bomb was dropped, and he survived that one as well."
"So how did he become an Animalian?" asked Jen-Jen.
"He actually got into Project Phoenix because he's not only one of the few survivors of both nuclear bombings officially recognized by the government of Japan, he's starting to suffer from radiation-induced illnesses."
"So he's similar to Hunni Bunni?" asked Jen-Jen. "No wonder he's so big." At that bad, probably unintentionally dirty, joke, Vlad collapsed facedown on the desk, again, while Dmitri crossed off another name, again, while saying "Oh, brother.", yet again.
"And while he's not a blood relative of Ami's, he's officially known as Tsuku-Yomi, which is Amaterasu's brother in Shinto mythology." finished Joshua.
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Speaking of Hunni Bunni, she was attracting a lot of attention because of her size, musculature, and... curves. There were those who had started calling her 'Hulk-Bunni', but she was not mentally comprehensive enough to know what that means. But something really unexpected was that her intellect was slowly building up, even though she was still considered a bimbo by some.
Noticing this, Eliza began assigning reports on feral animals once a week, but this was having mixed results. While it was slowly building (or rebuilding, depending on how you look at it) her intellect, most of the reports Hunni wrote were completely fictional or genuine attempts that were subverted by nonsense. But fortunately Eliza was able to overlook this and give the real facts.
For one example, Eliza asked her for a report on the decorator crab, and how it got its name. But Hunni's "report" was that the decorator crab got its name because it was just a crab that became extremely skilled at interior decorating, much to the amusement of onlookers.
"Hunni, do you really expect us to believe that?" asked Eliza, shaking her head.
"...Maybe?" said Hunni, hopefully.
"That's nonsense, you silly rabbit. The real reason the decorator crab got its name because it 'decorates' or disguises its shell with things it finds on the seabed." answered Eliza, shaking her head again. But an unintended side effect of showing these reports on Animalia Ambassadoria was that there were a lot of requests for it to be part of Animalia Ambassadoria, so they decided to allow it for now.
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Meanwhile Ashley Jenkins was interviewing the GGAC on what they were working on with the Japanese Agents, but Tom and Jerry unintentionally made preorders for the first "episode" skyrocket.
"Sorry we're all a little wet." said Tom, as everyone noticed that everyone was a little shiny in the light. "We just got done cleaning up after a particularly messy scene."
"Not messy as some of you might expect." said Jerry, quickly (The Big Lebowski: That's marvelous.), "We just got done with a fight scene in an artists' studio. Part of it was due to the fact that we had to redo the scene several times with several different colors of paint."
"Like what?" asked Ashley.
"First we tried a scene where one of the enemy agents gets splattered with white paint. Then the director says, 'Cut! No good!', so we try again with yellow paint, then red, then several other colors in order for us to get the scene he wanted." Then it was followed by a scene from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy where Double D said, "Messy, messy, messy."
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"So Reggie," asked Johan Eecks, interviewing Reggie after his first date with Nellie, "How are things going with you and Nellie?"
"Things between us are going fine," answered Reggie, "But I'm still getting used to my new form."
"How so?" asked Johan.
"I'm actually Joanne's handyman, but my new form is causing me to break stuff just as often as fix them." said Reggie.
"Just keep practicing controlling your strength, you'll get there." replied Johan.
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"And to close up our episode," said Sarah, bringing the episode to a close. "Something really unusual happened on Lord Dorian's property a few days ago. The video we've got actually covers the aftermath."
The clip showed a building resembling a Roman mausoleum that one guy found with a hole in the back wall. Clearly someone had tried to break in, thinking it held Roman-era treasures. But when the guy recording the video stuck his phone through the wall, he got a lot of hilarity because what was inside wasn't priceless artifacts.
"It's a toilet! Ha ha ha!" said the man who was recording the video when he saw it.
"Yep, thieves had broken into a 'themed' bathroom." said Sarah, "Stick to bank vaults next time, maybe, guys?"
"And that's all the time we have for this episode." said Malice, signing off, "See you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."