OK, Jeff thought, teenage guys aren't programmed to be child minders, and anyway how am I supposed to escort Diane around in public-- I look too young to be her father and people will think I'm some kind of creepy molestor. Good thing mom and dad are out of town.
He took a deep breath. Really, there was clearly only one way to handle this.
Jeff carefully input the specifications for a twenty-five year old single mother, pointed the emitter at himself, and double-clicked enter.