Suddenly Jen felt her clothes changing. She looked down and discovered that her slacks and blouse had somehow become a pink tutu and bustier. She felt something growing on her back, and a wand with a jeweled star at the tip appeared in her hand.
"You're a magical princess now, mommy!" Diane giggled.
Jen walked up to the computer and looked at the screen.
THE MAGICAL FAIRY PRINCE/PRINCESS FORM INCLUDES COSTUME, A SET OF WINGS (oh, that was what was growing on her back. Jen gave them an experimental flutter.) CAPABLE OF LIFTING THE SUBJECT AND UP TO AN ADDITIONAL TWO HUNDRED POUNDS AND A PORTABLE, MENTALLY ACTIVATED CHRONIVAC EMITTER IN THE FORM OF A WAND.
Oh, and look, Diane had used the same locking setting that Jeff had originally used, so it looked like Jen would be spending a week as a fairy princess. "The Chronivac people had better not be asking me for any testimonials." Jen muttered between gritted teeth.
"Take me flying, mommy!" Diane was yelling.