"Hey man, what's with the bling?" Elliot asked Jim, noticing the golden ring on his finger.
"Oh, that. I dunno. I found it on the ground on my way to practice and thought it looked kinda cool. And who knows, maybe it'll make my right hook stronger"
"I think you mispronounced tacky and lame, but whatever"
"Yeah, up yours too" Jim responded with a smile. Any change on ones appearance was destined to be followed by ripping on them for a while. It was how everyone bonded. "Right, how was your date last night?"
"Dude, you know that when Elliot shoots, he always scores! And the crowd went wild"
"And all that from your 2 inch pecker you call a dick, huh?"
"Ye- dude. Come on" Elliot's face kinda scrunched up a bit. He was always kinda touchy about his micro penis and he didn't think that Jim would actually make fun of him for it
"Oh, right, sorry. I thought you were kidding. Like, is your penis really just 2 inches erect?"
"Yeah. I mean, I'm kinda used to it a bit now. It's still embarrassing but I'm kinda okay with it."
"Dude! You actually have a micro dick? Can I see it?" Carl nearby jumped up when he overheard their conversation
"Being reaal creepy right now carl." Sam added
"Dude. It's a micro dick. It's like a unicorn. How many do you even see in your life? Come on man, just a peak"
Jim tried to stop the situation "Cool it, Carl. Elliot, you don't have to show anything you don't want to"
"Come oon, please?" Carl asked again
Jim looked back at Elliot. He did say he was okay with it now so best not do anything unnecessary "Fine! 'coughs to clear throat' Elliot, are you okay with showing us you penis?"
"Yeah, I guess" Elliot said and proceeded to take off his shorts and boxers revealing a tiny penis covered in foreskin.
"Kinda thought it'd look a bit different" Sam said
"Yeah. To be honest, as a med student I was also kinda curious about how it looked, I just thought you'd be to embarrassed to show it to us. But since you did, can you pull back the foreskin too?" Jim also confessed his curiosity.
"Well, okay," Elliot seemed pretty ashamed but he quietly pulled back his foreskin too, revealing the head of the flaccid penis.
"So is it about this length when it's erect too?" Asked jim
"Yeah, pretty much. Maybe a tiny bit bigger?" Elliot responded as he lost another 2 thirds of an inch without anyone knowing.
"This is actually a micro penis. You know most of these can actually be cured with hormone treatment and return to slightly below average or even average. Have you ever tried it?"
"Yes. A year or two after I hit puberty I went to the doctor and he prescribed some of those drugs for me."
"And still you wind up with this. Well, it could be that your body has some resistance to androgen hormones. Your body is pretty slim and you are shorter than average for a guy. Do you have any other problems, like premature ejaculation?"
"Okay, I'll admit that I'm a premature ejaculator, but I'm not THAT short! I'm 5'7." He was closer to 5'6 but rounding up is pretty normal.
"How premature are we talking about here? Also, I call bullshit on the height. Do you mean you're 5'7 with 6 inch hills?"
"I don't know, like a minute or two? And fine, okay, I'm actually 5'1, happy?" Wait. Was he? He felt taller than that, but why did he mean to say 5'7 with 6 inch hills then?
"Wait,so you never lasted more than 2 minutes, right? And wow. Isn't Margaret taller than you then? You'd have to wear those 6 inch hills just to reach her height huh?" The height part was Jim's way to banter. He knew that Elliot was about 5'6 and his girlfriend Margaret was about 5'5 so she tended to be taller than him when she were pumps or something. Him teasing Elliot about his height wasn't really new.
"Yes, to all of those" Elliot responded looking a bit down. Since he was only 4'9 he asked Margaret to not wear hills when they went out. Which she did mostly, unless they really helped her figure.
"Oh, okay. Right, so how about minimum? Ever came in under a minute?" Jim decided to stop with the banter for a bit and just tried to sate his curiosity. He usually stayed away from Elliot's height cause he was pretty short, even among the girls, so he was made fun of a lot. Why did he decide to bring it up now?
"Yeah, I have"
"More than once?"
"Yeah"
"I don't mean you already being close or something. I'm talking from no stimulation not even horny to orgasm. And you reached that in under a minute multiple times before?"
"Yeah"
"Damn. So that 1 to 2 minutes from before was if you actually used all your willpower to resist?"
"Pretty much"
"So one minute if you resisted stimulation to your penis that actually turned you on, like Margaret, and 2 minutes if you resisted something you don't commonly associate with pleasure, like jerking it to a super old lady with wrinkles, zits, moles, and no hair or teeth. Would that be right?"
"Yeah, I guess"
"So what about on average? Where you don't actually try super hard to resist? Like 20-40 seconds?"
"Yeah." Elliot was starting to burn up a bit. He tried to 'brag' a bit by saying he can last more than a minute but now pretty much everything was out in the open. Why did he have to be born with such a useless dick?
"No wonder you have so much foreskin covering your dick. You'd probably end up cumming all over the place if it was out and about" Sam, who was sitting quietly with the rest of the guys, spoke up.
"Sam, although it's true that the foreskin protects the penis from stimulation, it's not necessarily sexual in nature. It's more likely to protect you from friction burn than sexual stimulation. Also, Elliot has a relatively small amount of foreskin, it's just that his penis is small so it looks like he has more"
"Well, yeah but it's also not usual to cum in 30 seconds. And you are just a student, it's not like you've seen that many cases now, have you?"
" 'sigh' Fine, whatever. Elliot you said you've been to the doctor before about your penis, right? You actually have very small amount of foreskin on it, right?"
"Well, I mean, obviously? My penis is about an inch flaccid and an inch and a half erect (An inch and 1/4 but who's counting) and my foreskin barely covers most of it when it's flaccid. How much less can I have?"
"Great, and if you would please give a nice tall glass of I fucking told you so to Sam, we can move on. Actually, I wanna run a couple of tests on you. Like for androgen resistance that I said before, some tests on your testis, and maybe give you a prostate exam. You can come by the place I do my internship and see if there's a way to help you out."
"Can't you do those tests now?" Sam jumped up before Elliot had a chance to respond
"Well, I can do some, I have a kit in my bag so I can draw some blood, give a prostate exam and check his testis for lumps but he will have to come by for more advanced ones. Besides I don't think he'd be comfortable with me sticking a finger in his ass with you assholes still around"
"Oh come on. We were all like super quiet while you did your thing, and we already saw his dick, I mean how much more embarrassing can you get from being a one pump chump that has a one incher?"
"Apples and oranges man. What, just cause those things were super embarrassing, he'll let us do even more embarrassing stuff? We should respect his privacy"
"Well, actually, I think I'm okay with letting you do those tests here, if that's alright." 'Why did I let them do that here? I mean, sure, my dignity is already long gone, but shouldn't I at least protect the scraps of pride that I have left?'
"Oh. Okay, I guess. Then, from where do you wanna start?"