Bob was starting to worry when suddenly he noticed a strange gleam appear in the photos on the wall. With some effort, Bob satisfied his curiosity by rolling himself into a crawling stance and doing his best to crawl towards the nearest wall with photos hanging from it. He strained his neck to look up to see that no longer was his wife and he standing in the photo with Colin as a newborn, but instead the now adult Colin was standing there with Amanda, and he... he was the baby in her arms.
Confused as to what this meant, Bob tried to say something in response, but all that came out of his mouth was baby talk and gurgling.
"Bobby!" said rather deep voice, and the next thing Bob knew he was being scooped up by a pair of meaty hands rather suddenly, and then tossed in the air until he was now facing directly into the bearded face of Colin.
"I go to get ready for a shower and the next thing I see is you've slipped out of your diaper, left a mess on the floor, and are messing about with my dirty clothes! I can't take my eyes off of you for a second, can I?" said Colin without any baby talk, thankfully. However the fact that Colin was now speaking as though he were Dadda was worrying Bobby. What if by the time that Mommy got home things had settled to where he couldn't change back?
"Come on, let's get your butt diapered and then I'll clean up this mess," said Dadda self-assuredly, pulling Bobby closer to his body and balancing him as though he'd been doing it for 10 months or so, which really worried Bobby.