It took Chad a lot longer to dash back to his locker than it would have because he was shrinking the whole time. He stood on his hind legs and stretched his stubby arms upward to reach the combination lock. He got the locker door open, and climbed inside. Ah, the wrapper. Chad didn't realize the cold paper was so big, it unfolded to the size of map. " Man2Furry Co. ", Made in USA", "Washing instructions, bathe as usual, do not.use washing machine or dry cleaners." He flipped. it over as his tail twitched and swished nervously back and forth making thumping noises as his tail hit the sheet metal sides of the locker. Ah, here: "Genuine Squirrel."
Chad smelled something good nearby.
"There you are Chad! I was.wondering if you can help me, all my nuts rolled to the back of this crate. Chad, can you get them out for me? Feel free.to eat as.many as you like."
Nuts? Yum!
Chad didn't even thing. He darted.inside the animal crate and was eating raw acorns and hazel nuts, so quickly that he almost managed to escape.with cheekfuls of nuts. But the animal.crate door slammed shut in his face. Then a.small padlock clicked in place.
"Okay, stud, now you're off to screw as many female.squirrels in the state park as you can. The gene that elevates your testosterone levels will do the same to your offspring. While it makes male squirrels super horny, it enders females sterile. So hopefully with your help, Chad, we will reduce the squirrel population to a.more manageable level within the next 10 years."
Chad was chittering furiously having spit.out.most of the nuts. Huh, sex with squirrels, well, when you're a squirrel, I guess it's okay. Are they not female.squirrels? His pink penis emerged from his furry foreskin. Wait did you say ten years? I don't wanna do thar. I gotta prom date, graduation and football scholarship waiting for me! Are they not female.squirrels? No, let me out. Oooh, an acorn. Crunch.