Your fingers fly over the keys to replace Steve's name with your own, and the screen flashes its confirmation. Moments later, there's a knock at the door.
"Hey, it's Kelsey," calls a voice from the hall. "I know I'm early, but I was hoping you'd be back from class."
You have no idea what this did to reality. Did Kelsey replace Amy as your girlfriend? Are they now both your girlfriend? In your state of mind, you can't bring yourself to care. All you know is that there is a girl outside your door who thinks she is your girlfriend, and in fact is your girlfriend in this new reality. And with this phone, you can satisfy your urges.
You glance through the peephole. You recognize Kelsey, with her blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail and her simple tank top and skinny jeans doing nothing to hide her feminine figure. You open the door.
"Hey, babe," Kelsey says, smiling as she bounces into the room. She gives you a peck on the cheek and then hops onto your bed. "I hope I didn't stop by too early."
"Just in time," you say, grinning as you kick the door closed behind you. Somehow you get the sense that she wouldn't appreciate you just jumping her right now, even if she is your girlfriend...not without a little help from the app, anyway. You quickly generate a sentence.
"Oh, come on," Kelsey said. "You're not gonna play with your phone the whole time I'm here, are you?" You glance down at the sentence and grin.
"This young woman is impatient for your attention."
Without hesitation you change the sentence by...