Chad was dropping dry hanging from his drawstring in Bruno 's bedroom window. A strong breeze was blowing. Chad's face was clearly visible as the wind filled him. Chad shouted, "Help me! Bruno! Help me!"
But Bruno remained oblivious slouched over in a nearby chair rocking his head back and forth to some unheard music. He was wearing earbuds.
Chad's cries for help did not go unheard. Chad was Bruno's bedroom door creak open a bit. A cat.silently entered. It jumped.up on the window sill, and began batting the fluttering Speedo with its paw.
"There, there, kitty, kitty!" Chad called in terror. The cat's class remained retracted fortunately. But Chad was envisioning himself in shreds.