Colin smiled, stroking his beard and smacking his gut like a drum. He was his old self again, foot long dong and all! He turned to the clock to see he was back to when he made the wish. He was holding the last bite of his meatball sub, scarfing it down in a single gulp.
“It’s good to be back!” Colin smiles as he puffs out his chest.
He got texts from his girls holding up the briefs he’d been bought. And then he read it:
Lucy: Can’t wait to take that huge ass dick for a test drive. ;)
And then Colin remembered: his new package left him insanely horny.
“Time to fix that!” Colin yelled confidently as he reached for the lamp.
“Hold on there, Greys, you’ve gotta think this out before you go and do something stupid.” The chunky guy told himself.
He pulled out some paper and began to jot down a few choice words.
He nodded and rubbed the lamp.
“Yes Master?” The genie asked.
“Genie...” he said as he grabbed the slip of paper and cleared his throat for about a minute.
The genie heard him as he spoke: “I wish for a new girl to add to my harem... I do not wish to add myself to said Harem.”
“That’s a strangely specific wish, but alright!” The genie chirped as she smacked her hands together.
The doorbell rang right on cue.
“Oh hello there, how’s your day going?” Colin smiled confidently, opening his eyes to see he was standing there with his dong out.
He panicked and frantically threw some clothes on.
“Sorry about that, I... just got out of the... shower...” he said to....