John turned off the engine and said "Kyle I know what made you into a woman."
"wha?" Kylie asked
John said "I know what turned you into a woman. What took away your dick and gave you breasts, switched the bathrooms, and made two closet lesbians into playboys."
Kylie asked "How did you find out? Make a few calls?"
John plucked an ice cold decaffeinated cola out of mid-air and asked "Can I get you anything?"
Kylie started looking around the car for some hidden compartment and hesitantly asked "An ice tea... with a side of durian?..." John put his canned cola in a cup holder and materialized a glass of ice tea in one hand and pulled out a really smelly slice of fruit out of Kylie's nose. Kylie unsure of where John got the somewhat obscure and fragrant fruit from gratefully sipped the nice ice tea and chucked the Durian.
Kylie waiting for an answer made John sigh as he took a sip of his cola which made him say "I just said I knew it, and conjured sustenance from nothing. Your a college student can't you figure it out?"
Kylie said "Well it could've been an illusion... But I'm not sure what to think of this. Assuming you are doing this at least I know it's not the universe playing some random prank."
"Honestly last afternoon I was changing all sorts of things around you and you were oblivious starting with those two girls with big racks."
"Well excuse me for not staring at women's breasts all the time... especially now..."
"Those two I understood why. What I don't get was how you didn't notice the gym turning into a borders book store. They went out of business years ago!" seeing the pouty Kylie, John just said "I was wondering exactly how oblivious you were, so the last thing I did before getting a bad headache was make you into a woman." John then held his hands up and said "Telling the truth here I swear on these new powers, but I did not consciously try to grow your boobs. I had a weird dream as well and it's possible my power leaked or something." The two sat sipping their drinks then John asked "Kyle want me to turn you back into a guy? Make any other changes?"
Kylie sighed and said "Kylie's fine for now... Now that I know what happened I'm not so afraid. What I'm more weirded out by is... just how comfortable and normal it feels being in this body. This weight on my chest straining my back's been an old problem despite only existing this morning... and more than that There's something I think I need to test especially after those dreams we had." Kylie turned to the mirror and muttered "Just till I'm certain about something. Could we try being boyfriend and girlfriend?"
John nodded and asked "So what do you want to do? We could always go to class, but I seem to be more or less omnipotent. You can do whatever wherever potentially even whenever. Just ask." Kylie thought for a second and then replied