"Hey I think I was a bit too harsh last week," I started an idea forming in my head "You've been so helpful with all these repairs when I didn't even have to ask. Maybe I'll take you up on that offer to suck your cock."
"What?" Larry suddenly had a panicked look "Umm there's no need! I was just-"
"What's the matter?" I asked "Are you embarrassed about your penis or something? You said yourself it was probably bigger than mine. Or were you exaggerating."
"Well it might not be quite as big..."
"Well no matter, There's no shame in having an something like an 8.5 inch dick." I continued soaking up his discomfort. "Or is it smaller than that? Many men think 7 inches is inadequate but it's well with average and more than enough to satisfy most people. But yours is definitely at least bigger than the dildo I got right? You said so yourself. Not that that's much to talk about. 6 inches is about the smallest dildo available. My friend sent it as a joke. Could you imagine having a cock that small?"
"Umm I-"
"Well enough talk, lets get started." My fat cock slapped against my thighs as I approached him. Larry completely froze and didn't have time to react as I pulled his and pants and underwear all the way down to his ankles in one swift motion. A stiff cock popped out sticking straight up, average sized to me but tiny according to the rules of the universe.
"Tsk tsk. I think you've been telling lies Larry" I chided him, "Your penis is very small. Maybe even under 6 inches. I don't know what anyone can do with this. It's Probably the same size as that extra small joke dildo."
"It might be a bit bigger..." he replied unsure of himself.
"Why don't we check then?" I suggested, "You stay right here."
"Wha-"
I went into my bedroom and retrieved the purple rubber cock. It was still 6 inches and it looked like the book hadn't changed it's size. I wasn't sure how many past events the book would alter but apparently while the rest of the universe changes, the things I have direct contact with seem to remain the same unless I alter them specifically.
When I returned, Larry was still frozen in place; all except his little dick which was erect and pulsing. It seems the commanding presence of my enormous penis combined with his insecurity subconsciously compelled him to obey me.
"Please," he started desperately "There's no need to-"
I walked up, ignoring him and held the dildo next to his penis. His erection was about half a centimetre shy.
"Well looks like you were wrong. Even this small novelty toy is bigger than your tiny dick." I remarked with the most disappointed tone I could manage "Why would you feel the need brag and lie?"
"I don't know..."
"Trying to compensate maybe?"
Larry gulped. "Yea maybe..."
"Now Larry," I began to lecture him "I know a lot of men who have insecurity issues surrounding their penis. And the first step is being honest with yourself.""
Former tough guy Larry sniffled. "I guess I did behave that way compensate for how I feel inadequate as a man."
"And why do you feel inadequate?"
Larry looked defeated "Be cause of my...tiny penis." The second those last two words came out his just under six inch dick gave a throb and released a dribble of precum.
"Yes that's right. And why do you feel the need to be so rude to gay men?"
"I'm jealous that all those f...men didn't have bigger dicks than me. I feel less masculine because of it..."
Larry was now beat red and deeply ashamed but still rock hard and leaking.
"There doesn't that feel better?" I remarked "Now I hope you adjust your behavior in the future. There's no need to be such a bully, just because your jealous or because you want to compensate for your tiny dick now is there."
Larry nodded quietly holding back a sob. It looked like he was on the verge of tears.