You both devour the carrots greedily. The instant you do so, you realize what you have done and plead with El Magnifico.
"Heeehaw! Heehaw!"
You can no longer speak. You turn to the audience for help but the magician already has them distracted with his Amazing Creskin impression.
"Lampwick, Bottom, and Todd McFarlen. Name three jackasses."
Oh God, that was terrible.
Carson could have made it work, says Steve. You understand him even though everyone else hears a bray. You can only hear what other donkeys say. You're already forgetting the English language. Well, what are you doing just standing around? GET OUT OF THERE!