First Greg scratched out all of Jason’s notes on averages. He thought the idea of penises coming in a wider variety of all sizes much more appealing.
"Average man's penis size statistics:
Flaccid sizes range, on average, from 0.5 to 10 inches"
Erect sizes range, on average, from 1 to 12 inches"
Greg thought about what he had written and imagined himself with a soft half inch dick next to a hard 12 inches. He thought back to how Larry had made fun of his penis and how embarrassing that had been for him. The way it was so small, the way he couldn’t get it hard to start with and even when he did he ejaculated almost immediately. This made Greg extremely aroused which lead to self-pity which lead to bitterness. He couldn’t believe he had resorted to stealing some kids random journal and writing dirty stories to satisfy his disgraceful perverted urges. He was sure he wouldn’t be a pathetically submissive failure cursed with a shameful small penis humiliation fetish if society didn’t have such a negative attitude towards tiny dicks. If only there was a way to change that. Just as the thought came to his head, he noticed more text on the page he swore wasn’t there before.
“In modern society smaller penises are often thought of as a negative trait for men and frequently the target of ridicule. As such this leads to 45% of men developing feelings of inadequacy which in some cases evolve into humiliation fetishes. 67% of men wish they had larger penises.”
As Greg read this section he grew more and more resentful. He remembered all the times he was made fun of in school. All the times he sat in a cinema listening to the entire audience laughing at a joke about a character having a tiny penis. All the times he read online comments speculating about how someone was probably compensating for a lack of endowment. Then he thought about how almost every time afterwards he’d lie in bed thinking about it as he jerked his little dick feeling disgusted with himself. If it weren’t for them he could be a confident man free from his inferiority complex.
In his rancor he started to scribble out some words in this kid’s stupid diary, then wrote “large” where ever it had said “small” and “small” wherever it said “large”, imagining a world where all the big dicks were on the bottom. But he didn’t stop there. Greg couldn’t help but vent his other sexual frustrations in written form.
“Due to society’s preference for smaller penises the state of being erect is often seen as embarrassing or undesirable. During sexual intercourse it is generally preferred for the man to remain flaccid for as long as possible. This demonstrates maturity and control over his sexual urges which would otherwise cause his penis to grow to a humiliatingly large size. If a man becomes erect he is expected to ejaculate quickly and return to a flaccid state. Men who take too long to ejaculate or “Delayed Ejaculators” are often seen as sexually immature and ridiculed for their inability to achieve orgasm in a timely manner. Men who are unable to remain flaccid during sexual encounters are said to suffer from an awkward condition known as “Flaccile Dysfunction”.
Greg closed the book and for some reason started feeling an odd boost to his self-esteem. For some reason writing all his shortcomings to become strengths felt very cathartic.