Dean was horrified. He knew that he had been turned into a five year old girl, and he knew that "Jen" was lying to him, but every time he tried to do something even vaguely normal, he started acting like a little girl. He simply couldn't help it.
He woke up at about nine in the morning and tried to swear at his condition, but instead his body smiled and got out of bet.
"Oh, Diane, are you awake?" said 'Jen' with a mischevious grin. "Did you sleep well?"
"Yes, mommy," said Diane.