It was not until night time, roughly around 8pm, that Terry realized that nothing had happened.
"Obviously nothing would really happen," he said to himself, trying to muster sufficient disdain in his voice. He felt silly and didn't want to admit that part of him had really expected this to work.
Almost immediately 5 minutes and 27 and a half seconds later, he suddenly felt a strong lurch in his gut.
"Jesus christ!" he screamed. "WHat the hell is happening to me?"
grabbing at his shirt, he yanked it off, and then he pulled off his jeans, and kicked off his shoes, and peeled off his socks, keeping on his y-front underpants.
he threw off his glasses, since he could somehow see better without them.
Terry collapsed to his knees, as his monster transformation took effect. he groaned and grunted; the transformation wasn't painless.
First, his hands changed into green tentacles, like those of a octopus, in place of his hands.
he just so happened to sneeze, and with a snorting pop, his nose changed into that of a pig snout!
His legs shrunk, and his pot-belly got bigger. his head grew bigger, and his hair fell out. and inside his y-fronts, his penis vanished outta existence.
He gained more eyes on his face, and one eye in his bellybutton. his ears pointed.
falling onto his butt, he saw his feet were elongating right in front of him, like in transformation scene from "An American Werewolf in London." they grew bigger, turned green, and the toenails became jagged.
finally, a small thin tail with a triangle end popped out from his behind.
he was now a were-monster!
"Holy cow!" Terry roared. "I'm a monster! I'm a were-monster! The site worked after all!"
Terry ran outside, and howled at the moon.