You can't believe you forgot your babies! You rush back inside, and see that you left your eggs on the kitchen counter. You scoop them up and hold them tightly against your breasts. You can feel the faintest beating of their hearts. You turn to leave once again, when you hear the jingling of keys at the door. You freeze in place as the door creaks open to reveal your wife. She doesn't notice you at first as she is on her phone. She walks over into the kitchen and grabs her coffee. You then decide it's a good time to make your escape. You try to tiptoe into the hallway but trip on your tail. You come crashing down holding your eggs away from you so they won't get crushed. Finally your wife looks up from her phone. You both stare in silence at each other for a second before she...