"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Abby, starting their farewell episode.
"Since this is the last time you'll be seeing us, since we'll be going to college after this." said Samson, "We will be showing some of the strangest, funniest, and above all craziest moments in Animalia."
"But don't worry, the show won't be going anywhere." said Sarah. "We'll actually be handing the reigns over to a group of 'new bloods', so you might find some new names you don't recognize."
"But with all that out of the way, on with the show." said Malice, bringing up the list of video clips and articles.
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"Probably the funniest thing from New Zerzura actually happened to a wanna-be internet influencer decided to get a, quote un-quote, 'authentic Ancient Egyptian bath'." said Sarah, bringing up the social media post. "Apparently she thought it would be an Ancient Egyptian spa treatment, but what she actually got was this." The post showed said influencer getting water dumped on her from a shadoof, and her disappointment clear on her face. But there were plenty of posts, both from trolls and from history experts that said that she had gotten exactly what she wanted.
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"Probably the most unusual incident Animalia ever had was when someone who was clearly in the grip of a bipolar episode." said Abby, bringing up the footage from Horizon's lobby.
"According to her, her husband was the head of the CIA and they were after her." said Samson, as explanation for the woman's unusual behavior.
"Don't worry, we didn't convert her." reassured Abby, "We got her to a mental hospital where she recovered."
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"One of the biggest news stories going on alongside the pandemic are the wildfires in California, Arizona, and other Western States." said Sarah, bringing up the news story. "But for one family in southern California, their misfortune comes with a sudden windfall."
"While they might have lost most of their old orchard to the wildfires (but kept their house)," said Malice, "they learned that Animalia is still looking for a place to grow carob trees, since carob is similar to chocolate without theobromine. So they offered to grow carob trees on their recently 'vacated' property. While its too soon to begin the growing season, they're using this time to do research on how carob trees grow."
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"We have to go to college soon, but we'll have our newest members opening our time capsule for their 'first episode'." said Jessica. "But Sophie and Roland will be looking for Animalia Ambassadoria members in Dino City and Skull Island."
"Speaking of which," said Sarah, "Skull Island was dealt a glancing blow by Tropical Storm Beta, which helped test the structural integrity of the island as a whole. Fortunately, they've been stocking food and drink for just such an occasion, so the only thing they had to deal with was doing things indoors."
"So until we meet again," said Malice, rounding up the episode. "See you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."