I came to my senses after a few minutes. My balls were still smaller and felt uncomfortably squished, but at least my penis seemed to have returned to a normal temperature. I scoured every possible internet forum and medical site for “cold dick” and “weird feeling in balls”, but found nothing like what I was experiencing. I had ruled out testicular cancer, blood pressure problems, and STDs. Hallucination seemed like the only possible explanation, but I felt like I trusted my own senses enough to know what was happening to me.
Thinking back to the incident with the cabin lady called Jackie earlier today, I reflected on the strange encounter. Could it be that the nuts I ate earlier were causing me to hallucinate? I searched the internet for “nuts causing hallucinations” but nothing came up.
You know, it was awfully strange she gave me a wiener and nuts of all things, and Tash melons and a taco… It didn’t occur to me before, but there was something low-key sexual about those choices of foods.
I also thought back to that initial milder squirming I felt in balls when walking home with Tash and eating the nuts. I had never felt anything like that before, but at the time I just thought it was me getting turned on by Tash. Could the nuts have caused that?
Well, the internet says otherwise, I decided. But it might be worth it to go back over to Tash’s, just in case she noticed anything strange happening with her. I wasn’t sure If I had the courage to tell her about the rollercoaster of feelings I just experienced in my private parts, but if there’s anyone I could trust it was her.
I put on a t-shirt and shorts, grabbed my phone, and headed downstairs. As I walked out of the house into the warm summer twilight, I failed to notice the boiling pot of water and a lone wiener sitting on the kitchen countertop, as Sarah trotted down the stairs to attend to it.