Preschool was fun, but Aaron wanted to be in high school again. He went to make the change, only for Rita to bump into him. His thumb slid across the screen, choosing the word that had been automatically generated, and hit “submit”.
Nothing happened. Aaron let out a sigh of relief. Whatever the word had been changed to, it hadn’t majorly affected things for him. He turned to Rita, about to tell her off. There was a delighted, yet also disgusted look on her face. She giggled and pointed at him.
“What?” he asked.
“You’re pooping!” she crowed. Aaron’s jaw dropped.
“No, I’m not!”
“Yes, you are!” Rita jumped up and ran to the teacher. “Miss, Aaron’s pooping!” The teacher looked over at Aaron.
“He is. Thank you for telling me.”
“I’m not pooping!” Aaron protested. The teacher chuckled. Suddenly, Aaron let out a loud fart. His jaw dropped in shock as he felt a mass of poop enter his underwear. Now, he realized his knees were bent in a squat, which was how Rita had realized he was pooping.
“Done?” the teacher asked. Aaron mutely nodded, humiliated to have messed himself. “Carrie?” The teacher’s helper swooped in and brought Aaron to a changing table in the back of the classroom, where she removed his shorts.
To Aaron’s relief, he hadn’t filled his underwear with poop. He had filled his diaper. Sure, he wasn’t happy to be messing himself, but if he was in a diaper, then it was clearly expected of him. Aaron stayed completely still during the diaper change. Once he was done, he was set on the floor.
Quickly, Aaron took his phone out again. Apparently, he had accidentally changed “preschool” to “diapers”. Well, he didn’t want to be in diapers at all. He generated a new sentence, but when he read it, took a moment to decide what to change.
“Other than wearing diapers, the boy is an average student.”