Doug waited and waited for his transformation. He looked at himself in the mirror in his room.
"Mmmm, I don't feel any different." He mused, as he took off his shoes and his socks and wriggled his toes.
He lifted up his shirt a little, and saw his bellybutton was still normal.
"Obviously nothing would really happen," he said to himself, trying to muster sufficient disdain in his voice. He felt silly and didn't want to admit that part of him had really expected this to work.
It wasn't until night time, roughly around 8pm, that Doug Clandy began to feel chest pains.
Almost immediately 5 minutes and 27 and a half seconds later, he suddenly felt a strong lurch in his gut.
"Jesus christ!" he screamed. "WHat the hell is happening to me?"
He grabbed his shirt and pulled it off. He grabbed his pants and pulled them down, alongside his boxers, standing stark naked in the room.
He collapsed to his knees, as his monster transformation took effect. he groaned and grunted; the transformation wasn't painless.
his neck grew longer, then he gained 2 more eyes on slug stalks, his ears pointed, his bellybutton became an eye, his feet grew slightly bigger, and had 4 toes on each foot, with sharp clawed nails on the toes, his hands had 3 digits; 2 fingers and a thumb on each hand, and he grew a alligator tail from his butt.
And, like Rob before him his penis Vanishes.
he was now a were-monster!
"Holy cow!" Doug roared. "I'm a monster! I'm a were-monster! Rob was right! The site worked after all!"
Doug ran outside, and howled at the moon.