Dating apps are just not the same anymore. Before the D-day you'd get to at least once a week get a date with a nice girl, have a passionate night of sex, go back home and probably never talk with the same woman again, although you did manage to keep in touch with a few of them and would once in a while have a booty call. Hell, even after women got dicks that didn't stop you from having one night stands and your routine was mostly the same.
But now with the second change, the relationship dynamics shifted too much. "Nice hips. I'm sure you have a really fuckable ass." Your latest match just sent you this opener. You got 8 matches in the three minutes you've opened the app, that is more than you'd get in a busy night before. However, from the 8 matches 5 had dick pics, the other three were just really graphic conversation starters, and one of the matches just called you a cheap whore because you didn't answered her in 15s although you were clearly online. Women are just so more pushy now, not even when you had the bluest of balls you'd act like that online.
Not everything is that bad in the dating scene. Before you'd have sex twice a week, thrice if it was a particularly busy one, but after the first 5 days women in time zone developed cocks you were already having sex everyday if there was available time in your schedule. The way women are so much upfront now, if you want sex you have it. Altough, before, managing to score a woman was a reason to be proud of, there was the thrill of conquest, now you're just granting access, you are the prize. Returning back home a saturday morning, with rustled clothes and still smelling like sex felt like an achievement, now you can't keep eye contact in the elevator, the judging eyes are unbearable.
Ugh! You need to leave in 10 minutes or you are getting late to work. You take a good look at yourself in the mirror to see if you are presentable. The firm had change the dressing code after the second wave and you have to comply if you want to keep your job. You are dressing a pencil skirt that starts at your waist and ends some healthy 4 inches above your knees, black pantyhose, some small 2 inch heels, and a plain white blouse buttoned up to your neck, men just don't have any cleavage to showcase, but your outfitt does a good job of highlighting your hourglass figure and keep formal at the same time. Make up on point, just lighly applied, enough to enhance your soft and delicate features, even so you also apply a bright red lipstick, maybe you can nail Sara from accounting after work hours if you play your cards right.
A year ago you'd be seen as a sexy professional woman, no one would even question you gender, specially with an ass like yours, even if your chest is completely flat. But now, you are dressed just like an average male office worker