“Nothing...” I said surprised that she hadn’t noticed the changes yet. As she went to pick up her coffee, she struggled to get the large cup under control. It took a second hand to steady it enough to bring the coffee to her mouth. Her eyes seemed to lock on her tiny hands as she began to realize something more had happened to her.
She sat the coffee down as carefully as she could, before she began to examine her thin arms. Her large eyes looked like they wanted to pop out of her head as she began to look over her body. Her face was a mixture of shock and panic. Her tiny hands gliding all over her body... pinching... poking.... feeling.... “Nooo..... Noo.....” She said in her meek voice.
As she was calmly panicking in front of me, I took another drink of my coffee. “I hope she doesn’t cause a scene....” I thought watching the tiny woman explore her new body.
I heard the bell ring at the door, and I looked up in time to see the group of women who had I had been focusing on earlier heading out the door. “Damn...” I thought before I looked back to the former man. “On the other hand.... this is interesting.” I took a big drink of my coffee.
“Excuse me Sam?” Her attention snapped back to me.
“How did you know my name? Did you do this to me you fucker!” She tried to sound intimidating, but the words came out softly and in a calm manor.
“I didn’t do anything to you.” I said playing dumb. “I heard them say your name when you coffee was ready.” I pointed to the cup sitting in front of her. She glared back at me not buying my story. “Look I just wanted to ask, why you are acting all crazy? You keep threatening me like you are going to kick my ass..... But you couldn’t kick a 6th graders ass...”
I could see anger in her eyes. “Fuck you!” She tried to shout, but the words came out flat. “I’ll kick your fucking ass when I am back to normal!” Again the words came out calmly and softly.
I laughed. “Back to normal?” I laughed again trying to piss her off more. “Do your parent’s know you go around threatening adults for no reason?” I could see rage building in her eyes.
“I am an adult you fucking dickbag! And!!! And!!! I’m a man! I’ll kick your ass when I’m back to normal you fucking dick!” Her words contrasted sharply with the way they were said.