"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" you'd try to yell but even with all the din of noise you can't even hear yourself, let alone the men yelling around you.
You try to stand up but the desire is there yet not the ability. Prancing about in circles you scream out at these men that you are human and not for sale. The noise is too great and they are not hearing you, it makes one angry and even more nervous.
"Men, men, this one is primed of a solid breed! The feral or wild goat has been present in Australia in quite large numbers since the turn of the century.
Feral goat populations started with the abandonment of goat flocks in unprofitable or drought times and through the gradual build-up of escapees from shepherded goat flocks. Over the years feral herds have developed and multiplied in areas which have offered some natural defense against predators. These goats have effectively adjusted to the environment to the degree that there is no longer any strong resemblance to the original breeds.
Research indicates that these animals possess strong fiber and milk producing qualities. When domesticated and carefully selected, they provide an excellent base for the development of cashmere, mohair, leather and meat production programs. This domesticated animal is now being referred to as the Australian goat. An increasing number of producers are running them in conjunction with sheep, as a means of controlling weed and scrub growth. Do I have any realistic bids?" said the annoucer.
This rattles your brain as to how they could be talking of some goat from down under when in very fact they were all looking at a man in fuzzy underwear.
"SOLD!" cries the announcer.
A buzzing sting to you butt makes one run up a shute and then your mixed with a bunch of stinking goats in a corral, "How humilating!"