As you put away the groceries away you say absent mindedly, “I wish everyone was an anthromorph, then maybe people wouldn‘t give me such a hard time.”
“Yes!” Xander shouts, jumping to his feet. Your hand goes to your mouth as you realize what you just did. “I’ve been waiting for centuries for someone to make that wish.”
“Wait a sec. I didn’t mean it.” You stutter. Though you would prefer that others would treat you better you really didn’t want everyone to be forced into a form not of their choice.
“Too late, bud. It’s done. Well I should say its happening. With an enchantment this big it will take a while. People in this city will change first and it will take several days to a week. As they finish changing the enchantment will spread until it covers the earth. I give it about three months till everyone is just like you and me.”
He comes over and gives you a big hug, his uncovered member digging into your soft side. “I’m so happy. Once this is done I’m not a genie any more.” You push him off of you and say haltingly, “Wait. You're not going to do anything like what you did to me are you?”
He shakes his head laughing. “Don’t worry. With this wish I don’t have that much control. It’ll do just what you said. Everyone will turn into the anthromorphic equivalent of themselves. Not just bunnies either, mores the pity, but every air breathing animal. I was never able to do fish and whatnot.”
As you glance over at the TV you start. The camera angle has changed on the TV and you see that the two on it are you and Xander going at it hot and heavy. You look at Xander and he grins at you. “You like what you see?”