Hello! You’ve reached the Fairy Godmother hotline. This is where you make a wish. Within one to four business days, your wish will come true. If you are not satisfied with your wish, you can simply call and cancel it. We allow only one wish a month. If the wish is major, you may have to suffer with a 365 day wait on the next wish.
Wishes can be used to counter other wishes. If you manage to be cursed or be dealing with circumstances that you don’t agree with, a quick call is in order. If you haven’t used your monthly wish, then you can wish for whatever has happened to you to be canceled out.
Now remember to be specific about your wish. We are telepathic, so if you don’t want to waste a wish, be thorough about your wish.